This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
this hasn’t been mentioned so I’ll say it: the first thing we’re taught as children is how to run away from an alligator, I remember in kindergarten out teacher was like “next we’re gonna learn what to do if an alligator is chasing you” and literally half the class was like “we KNOW you just RUN IN ZIG ZAGS GOSH”